The Sexiest Girl in the Gym

So last night everyone in the gym was staring at me. They couldn't take their eyes off me! I truly was the center of all attention, and my socks were all the rage. When you forget to bring gym socks, you are elevated to a whole new level of hotness—especially when you wear your (husband's) brown work socks with your sneakers. If only they knew the things they couldn't see—like the fact that I was wearing the largest underwear known to man (or woman in this case) since we haven't done laundry in about a decade. Mmm hmm... Andy is one lucky dude!

(Notice the sock like on my leg where they were all day under my work pants—so sexxxy!!!)